Holy spiffin’!
Promoting Ol’ Bits and Bobs
It’s another day at The Burning Tree and I find myself almost falling asleep. Why? I think it’s because some knob drugged me with a whole jug of sleeping pills. That’s what it feels like anyway.
Back to subject: I need your help again readers. My sole intention this evening is to promote these young and talented…people. So accept or die!
DocRusty
This man is a one-fun-show. He is the ultimate comedic genius equipped with iron wit, burning sarcasm and stingy satire. Be sure to check out Doctor Rusty Wigwam or he’ll spit on you with a mixture of saliva and churned cat’s insides.
MagicalFlame
I call him an up-and-coming whatever. Not ready to be defined, not allowed to be bound in chains, not prepared for the many spotlights I hope will burn him. Not literally.
This 19-year-old “Phil”, a student of the United Kingdom, is thoroughly talented and well put up for a challenge. He very much deserves any recognition granted!
qeqo23
I find it hard to put their talent into words, but I guess you could call them indescribable, however unspecific that may sound. Speaking of sound, listen to theirs! It’s an original piece of music, which was very well (and damn near professionally) executed. Listen to the sound of music, my friends. Listen.
Snowboarding anyone?
Tomorrow I start my last week before the Sport Holidays. You may not be familiar with these. Anyhoo, in the first week of the Sport Holidays, I shall be gone with my school. We’ll be somewhere up in the mountains, taking care of an old hotel during the winter…sounds familiar?
Joking! I’ll be off in Snow-Sport Camp, riding my snowboarding, losing all my hair due to stress and feeling very cramped thanks to all those annoying teachers and students. I can’t wait(!)
Snowboarding is highly enjoyable, but pleaaase! All that stress! Gosh my golly!
So, I won’t be here for a week and the blog will be left unattended. So starting tomorrow, I will post at least one post a day. That way, the blog won’t be too…actually that idea is utter shite. What am I thinking? Who cares, I’ll go ahead with it anyway!
I’m hungry. Need double chocolate chunk cookies. Now. Toodles, readers!
The Last Weekend
Boohoo everyone. It’s my last weekend of zee holidayz! Oh woe is me!
Back to school, oh shite. *sigh* I actually like school (please don’t hate me), but holidays are better. And harder to let go. Plus, school is full of bastards and not the nice ones. And by not-nice bastards, I mean really vicious, heinous bastards. The kind I like to shove in an oven, burn the living skin out of and eating on my mothers birthday. Those kind of bastards.
But, whatya gonna do? Nothing! So I might as well accept it or at least burn down someone’s house. Hmm, I might do that later today.
In other news, I’ve finished watching American Psycho. ‘T was a very strange and disturbing film, possibly even more disturbing than Clockwork Orange. But considering my 12 attempts on getting through the first half hour of Clockwork Orange, American Psycho is in fact not as disturbing. Furthermore, I enjoyed watching Christian Bale running naked armed with a chainsaw, minus the fact he was a deranged killer chasing after a hooker.
That’s enough for today, my poodles. Cheerio for now!
My “Burning Goal” this month!
Or next month. Or next year, even!
Anyway, my “Burning Goal” (which means I have other more important goals, this goal is just based on The Burning Tree) is to fish in at least one bloody (preferably clean, not bloody), decent, non-spammish comment. And this post shall hopefully support said goal/wish.
To support it even more, I have provided some appropriate and relevant discussion.
What are your goals for the coming year? What are you looking forward to? One thing pops up in my subtle mind and ‘t is the World Cup. I’m half looking forward to that, but meh.
Reminder For Y’all: New Year’s Day = New Post: Not-So New Year’s Resolutions/Very-So New Year’s Revolutions
Attention All Spammers!
Almost every single day I find approx. 5 spam comments on various posts. Even on bloody Christmas day! And none of them, mind, contained a single Christmas greeting. Thanks a lot, spammers!
Well, I give you the chance to do something nice. I will be posting a special post on New Year’s Day, which will give you spammers the chance to post something useful. Now, this can still be spam! But could you add some spice to it, something extra? For example: *spam, spam, spam* Happy New Year! *spam, spam, spam*
Is that too much to ask?
