I’m supporting these Swiss kids who created a splendid video. Only a few views, so support them a wee bit too!
Recognition Needed: YouTubian Musicians
The internet and music, what a wonderful combination.
There is no need for many words, just use your ears and listen. I will add a short comment to each featured YouTubian Musician plus two videos. One cover video and one original, but in some cases there are no originals so I’ll just post two covers. Offer your support!
ishart
I discovered this fellow whilst looking for some good ol’ Jam covers. Very energetic performance, I love it. His original song is pretty good, he certainly deserves more recognition.
johnnyonline
I love Johnny! He really is very good. With two extremely good original songs, I found it very hard to choose just one. But because “Love Two Point Oh” has enough attention, I think you guys need to focus on “In My Car”. Brilliant song, just shut up and listen.
ortoPilot
This guy has enough spotlights chasing him around, but he has more than enough talent. I’ll make it short: Perfect covers. Not a bad original too. *wink wink*
thebrooke
No originals as of recent (according to her blog, she’s still working on it), but the talent is still fresh. Hauntingly beautiful voice and mildly energetic performances (mild as in not dull but not exactly hyperactive) are her well-earned trademarks. Check her blog for updates!
jameshayward1
Last but not least, we have the guy with the wonderful voice.
And just for excellent measure, here’s another cover by ‘im.
Well, gosh my tosh! What do we have here?
I’d like to further support a recently featured member of zee Youtube. You may have already heard of this genius, but in case you have not…
It’s Bernard Smith. That’s Smith with an ‘i’.
I’m proud to say that I discovered this YouTuber a while back as I once landed on this video.
Yes, the guy’s an IMDber. Oh, we few are so very proud to have “produced” such a creator of masterpieces.
ENOUGH ASS-SUCKING. Or licking. How should I know, I only associate with my own ass. Well, almost.
Our ChurchOfBlow features the star of it all: Jeremiah McDonald. Writer: A so-called organicprankster (another IMDb user).
It just goes to show that the IMDb breeds many undiscovered geniuses a day. I only hope this post will build them the path to recognition. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.
Before I forget. CHECK HIS VIDEOS OUT. Oh and visit his other account as well.
‘T is all from moi today. Toodles!
Heroes: Slashfiction
Paire, Sylaire, Petrillicest, Mylar, etc..are all just further examples of really hilarious pairings.
And some take said pairings far too serious. I, on the other hand, laugh my buttocks off of them.
Furthermore, I shall parody these so called “’ships” and hope you take pleasure in them.
WARNING: THOUGH ALL NAUGHTY WORDS HAVE BEEN REPLACED DUE TO POSSIBLE READERS OF MINOR AGE, SOME WILL BE OFFENDED. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS: PARODIES ARE MEANT TO BE LAUGHED AT. SERIOUSNESS IS NOT RECOMMENDED HERE. SO SIT BACK, RELAX AND ENJOY. AND HAVE YOUR SICK BAG OPEN JUST IN CASE.
Slash 001: Peter/Nathan (Petrellicest)
“Nathan? Nathan, where are you?”
The figure fumbled around, looking for the light switch. It spoke once more, this time with a vague concern, “Nathan, I mean it. Stop kidding around, we need to head off now!”
Suddenly, an even taller figure crept from the shadows. The outline of this person seemed to trace stark nakedness; a view one would do well to embrace.
“Peter, I’d rather stay here. We’re alone at last!”, replied the person.
But this reply did not satisfy its receiver, Peter. Instead, he was rather confused and said, “Nathan, I think the swimming pool is about to close. It’s dark and there’s nobody here. We have to hurry! I’ll be late for my knitting class!”
Nathans answer was simple, “I told them to leave us two alone for a while.” He took a step forward and switched on the light. Nathan saw his brother standing before him, confused and concerned.
“Nathan, put something on. You’re starting to creep me out”, huffed Peter after eyeing his brothers amazingly long milky bar.
The moment was tense. The silence was unbearable. The chemistry was to die for. Nathan took a few more steps forward. His bare feet splashed in the puddles of water. The impact echoed through the empty room.
Yet Peter stood there without moving a muscle. Only watching and thinking, he was. Pearls of sweat indicated his discomfort. But there was something else, a strange glint in Peters eye, a sign of luring captivation.
“Peter, I want you. I don’t care how wrong it is. You see me before you as I am. As I always was. As I always will be.”
“I want you too, Nathan!”
That was enough talking. Nathan approached his younger brother swiftly and they met together in a rather wet and passionate kiss. They made their way towards the diving-board, still unified in their lustful game of tonsil tennis. They were still playing whilst climbing the ladder. It was difficult, but they made it up there together.
“Nathan! What about your job? Your reputation? Your family, Nathan!?”, inquired Peter.
“Don’t worry about all that. Let’s just get this over with and we’ll never speak of it again.”
Peter agreed and the second round began, this time a step under the waistline. Nathan was fortunate enough to find himself already ready for action, but his brother was yet unprepared. It took him a while (the space on the diving board was rather confined), yet the two brothers were able to pull through and push in.
This new match was really an exciting one. There was no referee, thus making the game boundless and without rules. Their only spectators were their very own reflection on the water down below. The diving board bounced and bobbed and the two grown men would spring up and down synchronously. Their groans would echo throughout the room. Then their sweaty, old-fashioned derrière-romp came to a climax. Nathan and Peter literally yowled and bounced up into the air, off the diving board and into the water. All Peter could say was this, “Thank Mother for that!”
The IMDb: Home For All Blundering Blunders
We all know the IMDb. Ever searched for a film or actor/actress in Google? Was the first link to pop up one of the IMDb? The answer is yes and to be specific, it’s 9 times out of ten that the Internet Movie Database is the tortoise at the finish line.
The IMDb is a site for geeks, losers and movie buffs alike. Now you may already be asking yourselves why I mentioned “geeks and losers”. The thing is, you may just use the Database to remind yourself who played Buddy Holly in Pulp Fiction, but others waste their time there roaming ’round the message boards. And to your surprise (or not), I am also one of those geeky losers.
The message boards provide discussion, debate, information etc. But the General Message Boards are the jewel here. My personal favourite would have to be The Sandbox. It’s a free-for-all place where you can be as random as you like whilst not breaking any of the “Terms & Conditions”.
If you’re a regular of any one of the IMDb General Message Boards, you have no life. This is a well-known fact. You can’t fight, hide nor deny it. It’s just the way the internet works.
I was once a regular. Then I took a three-month-break. Then I returned, this time as a troll. And now I have quit. It’s for the best, you sappy sorrows and I recommend you give up on the General Message Boards too!
Some other attractive features would have to be the Top 250 and the Bottom 100. I have been lucky enough not to have seen many of the Bottom 100, but am unfortunate to have only seen 88 of the Top 250 (so far).
And if you wish to keep up on the numbers, I recommend this swell ol’ site: http://www.twofifty.org
It works miracles!
Now this post is only an introduction to the IMDb. If you wish to register and visit any of the boards or features, then do so immediately. And if you wish to visit any one of the General Message Boards, then here I have a few links that may come in handy:
http://boardreader.com/sp/IMDb_Boards_Main_Boards_53166.html
http://www.imdb.com/help/boards/markup
http://www.imdb.com/help/show_article?boardstc
http://www.imdb.com/help/boards/faq
http://www.imdb.com/help/
http://www.actwon.com/imdb/profiles.htm
There we go. And if you are considering being a troll, then I suggest the following:
http://www.themartialist.com/pecom/fieldguidetotrolls.htm
http://www.urban75.com/Mag/troll.html
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/leet
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
http://tinypic.com/
http://tinyurl.com/
http://urltea.com/
Many thanks to friends, foes, trolls, admins and actwons. You all deserve your face.
The Top 12 Sites To Munch On
People, people, people! Here I have a list, a list that will fudge you away. It’s a list of the most munchable sites.
12. http://www.newgrounds.com/
11. http://www.urbandictionary.com/
10. http://publicliterature.org/09. http://www.storiesville.com/
07. http://www.seventhsanctum.com/
04. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
And there you have it: The Top 12 Sites To Munch On! Of course, ‘t is only based on my personal enjoyment. But I’m sure only few would disagree with me, for my taste is allegedly very agreeable.
